Want to be a Guest Blogger?

So you have something you want to share with the readers of Pointless Banter? Got a funny story, rant, or humorous misadventure that involves midgets… well want to hear it.

How it works

1) Drop us a line using the contact form saying that you would like to be a guest blogger on pointlessbanter.net

2) We send you back a log on to the site where you can write, edit, and make your post all spiffy.We also accept video posts as well. We can provide instructions as well if you need them.

3) You may include a link back to your website or any other content channel you would like to promote.

4) We will give you 24 hours notice of when your post is going up. So you can tell all your friends, neighbors, and countrymen.

Rules

1) It has to be funny. While not all of our content is funny yours has to be, we are holding you to a higher standard than the crap that is on here.

2) It has to be original content. Don’t steal anything from someone else, don’t republish an old blog of yours, and no photocopying of any Dave Berry columns.

3) By submitting you agree to the legal crap below.

4) Don’t complain if we don’t use your post right away or possibly at all. We have a lot of submissions in the queue and use them as we go along.

5) Please do not use nudity, hate speech, or defamatory comments about our mothers.

Legal Crap

I hereby agree to Pointless Banter’s  Terms and Conditions of Use, available here, and Privacy Policy, available here, including but not limited to that I hereby represent and warrant that (i) I own or have the necessary licenses, rights, consents and permissions to use and authorize Pointless Banter to use all patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright or other proprietary rights in and to this submission to enable inclusion and use of this submission in the manner contemplated by Pointless Banter’s Terms and Conditions of Use and (ii) I have any necessary written or implied consent, release, and/or permission of each and every identifiable individual person in this submission to use the name, picture and likeness of each and every such identifiable individual person to enable inclusion and use of this submission in the manner contemplated by Pointless Banter’s Terms and Conditions of Use.