Please Don’t Encourage Them: Celebrity Hobbies that Must Be Stopped.

People – women mostly – used to ask me how I manage to work in Hollywood when there’s a tall blonde supermodel actress waitress someone hotter than me lurking around every corner.
Simple, I’d tell them – it’s their job to sit and be pretty. (And occasionally act.) It’s my job to write.  I wasn’t trying [...]

Five TV Shows That Should Be Movies

Hollywood has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas for years. Last week it was announced that L. Ron’s Favorite Son and Pointless Banter favorite Tom Cruise wants to redo the classic Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid with John Travolta.
Just what the world needs: a Scientology buddy comedy.
The movie-making machine is pooping [...]

Yeah, I wanted to kill Hitler AND Pol Pot, Tom

Your weirdness is getting old, Tom Cruise. Yes, it is.
But, anything for a last second box office push, eh, nancy boy?
I know that my pal Stan Indursky raked this asshole over the coals a few weeks ago, and considering that Stan is an asshole himself, well, that is a big deal.

But, now I must call [...]

Rain Man’s Brother Must Have a New Flick…

…coming out because I’m already tired of his fuckin’ mug all over the damn place. The Today Show, Good Morning America, US Magazine, People Magazine, Field and Stream, Sperm-In-A-Cup Monthly, Crazy Religious Fanatic Weekly. Worse yet, now he is bringing his sperm donated brat with that hot ass milf Katie Holmes into the whole discussion.

Listen [...]

Parade Magazine Questions Answered

(A couple of announcements to make, I am going to go on blogging vacation this week. I am going to do this column and the questions and answer with Trista. I need a break to concentrate on school and to finish up work on the website pointlessbanter.net. But while I am away I am going [...]

2005 A Year In Review

So I decided to do a year end blog covering all the exciting things that happened this year… Well ok let me change that to pointless things that entertained me. But before I jump into that I need a question answered. If the Duke Boys in the Dukes of Hazzard: The Movie are supposed to [...]