I’ve never been to prison and I really hope I don’t get caught for anything that would send me there. However though I want to be prepared just in case that time ever comes, I don’t want to end up being someone’s human pin cushion. So I learned how to make a shank and I am going to share that knowledge with you here today.
Paris is being put into a special needs cell where she is being separated from the general population.
If I went to jail I would shanked with a tooth brush that had been finely whittled into a knife on the first day.
That is reason number 4 out of 500,001 of why I hate Paris Hilton.
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