Speaking of Facebook…

While I am on the topic of Facebook…
Apparently, my son, The Kid has a girlfriend. Not a ‘hump in the back seat of a Dodge Stratus’ type girlfriend, you know what I mean. He’s ten, she’s 11.

(Yes, he likes the older ladies, so future cougars take heart…The Kid will be on the loose in about [...]

What’s With Couples Pages?

I don’t know why the following bugs me, but it does. It’s just one of those things that irritates the living hell out of me. We all have them. I certainly do. Fruit flies in the kitchen, loud cell phone talkers, thongs on fat girls…

I’m talking about couples with Facebook pages. (Or MySpace, which is [...]

People you will undoubtedly meet at a gym

Now that I am single again, I figured it might be a good time to get out there and meet some people. And since I won’t be taking Finstocks advice and hit match.com due to the fact that none of those people exist, I figured I’d try to next best place. I’m thinking about joining [...]

Why MMA is the lamest thing ever

I pick the sports I follow carefully. I refuse to get roped into what the latest fad is. When NASCAR became popular I recognized it for what it is, a bunch of rednecks driving around in a circle for people that have an IQ of a squeezable ketchup bottle and who find watching paint dry [...]

My Triumpant Return to MySpace

(This was my lame ass April’s Fools Joke that you can originally read here.)
At least once a day I get asked the following questions:
-You want to pay me HOW MUCH to kick you in the nuts?
-Can you please post a blog on MySpace?
-You should know this, how much lube would you use when having sex [...]

How to pick up a girl on MySpace

I wrote this script, although they toned down my version of it there are still a couple of funny bits in there.