Now that I am single again, I figured it might be a good time to get out there and meet some people. And since I won’t be taking Finstocks advice and hit match.com due to the fact that none of those people exist, I figured I’d try to next best place. I’m thinking about joining [...]
I pick the sports I follow carefully. I refuse to get roped into what the latest fad is. When NASCAR became popular I recognized it for what it is, a bunch of rednecks driving around in a circle for people that have an IQ of a squeezable ketchup bottle and who find watching paint dry [...]
(This was my lame ass April’s Fools Joke that you can originally read here.)
At least once a day I get asked the following questions:
-You want to pay me HOW MUCH to kick you in the nuts?
-Can you please post a blog on MySpace?
-You should know this, how much lube would you use when having sex [...]
I wrote this script, although they toned down my version of it there are still a couple of funny bits in there.
This is a long rant with some funny shit, but it is long and some people will frankly not give a shit about what is talked about in here. Now before I launch into this I want to make three points:
1) When I say “blog” I mean write seriously, care about an audience, and put [...]
It seems like everyone and their mother has a blog talk radio show at this point, well everyone that blogs on MySpace. I think people get to a point where they have nine people reading them and decide it is time to branch out. Hey I get it, people want to try new things, there [...]
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