Friday the 13th is the greatest Horror franchise of all-time (in my humble opinion, anyway). I am perhaps not so proud to announce that I am a Friday the 13th freak, having watched all of the films several, several times. So, in honor of yesterday being Friday the 13th, here is my in-depth [...]
Five Random Things That Make Me Happy
1) Tracy Morgan in “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Backâ€- His scene cracks me up EVERYTIME I see it. Why I have no idea? But it does.
2) Hearing the beginning to “Cannonball†by the Breeders
3) Having three good songs [...]
I am about to point something out that has been going on in films lately that has been annoying me beyond belief. Now let me first warn you if you are going to see any of the following movies:
Identity
The Machinist
Hide and Seek
The Secret Window
Then you probably shouldn’t read this blog after this paragraph. Also if [...]
My biggest pet peeve used to be people paying with a check in the express line…. Oh and when you let someone in ahead of you in traffic and they don’t acknowledge that you let them in.
It has now been utterly destroyed by how people act in the movies. First of all I would like [...]
Is the most depressing movie ever… I think I am going to shoot myself….
On a brighter note I figured out how to get my whites whiter and my brights…. aww never mind…
Here is my personal movie rule:
If the following three people are in a movie I don’t see it.
1) Freddie Prinze Jr.
2) Ann Heche
3) Ashton Kutcher
I call it my three person rule. The handful of movies I have watched with these people have all sucked. Thus the three movie rule….
Now you know the three person rule… [...]
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