How to completely turn a woman into a lesbian

How the power of my penis changed a girl’s life forever. (Actually I should change that to woman because it sounds creepy when you read “girl”.)

The Green Booger Girl Chronicles Part 3

To read the first two parts of the series, click here.
The green booger girl and I had reached a stage where… wait let me rephrase that. I had reached a stage where I need to start sticking my penis into something. Going home with blue balls from intense make out sessions on the couch for [...]

Every Group of Lesbians Has a Queen Bee aka Peppermint Patty

I love watching people and groups to see how they work. Last night I went to Thursday in the Square here in Buffalo to watch a performance by the John Butler Trio. In front of my friend and I was a large group of lesbians who were absolutely entertaining as hell to watch. The one [...]

Sports that will turn your daughter into a lesbian

In my in depth analysis of sports, women, and culture I have come to a conclusion that some sports will turn your daughter into a lesbian. (not that there is anything wrong with that)

Here is what I have come up with, a list of safe and unsafe sports for all the parents out there:
gymnastics- Your [...]

The Single Greatest E-mail Ever

Happy 4th of July to all the American readers and for your British readers this is the day we sit around and make fun of you. I wasn’t going to write anything today but I got the single greatest e-mail ever yesterday and they told me I could share this. Never before have I had [...]

Scoreboard-Kevin Smith, The English and others

On Monday when I wrote my blog about things I don’t get I had more than one comment from a Southerner about my crack about how their twang makes them sound dumb. It was a joke and I didn’t really mean to offend anyone because I am sure there are smart Southerners like, uh, [...]