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Ashlee Simpson you need to STFU. Your Sister, Jessica Simpson, is getting fat

By: Bobby Finstock on 01/28/09 @ 6:21 pm

This evening I got on the internet and on my homepage was an article about how appalled Ashlee Simpson was about the coverage of her sister’s weight gain. Simpson wrote in her blog, “I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of [...]

Take your promise ring and jam it up your ass

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/8/08 @ 9:49 am

I didn’t watch the MTV Video Music Awards last night because I have taste in music and football was on. However this morning I was reading about the event and some of the backlash that host Russell Brand ran into last night because he made fun of the teen sensation Jonas Brother’s promise rings.
Now far [...]

This Weeks Parade Magazine’s Questions Answered

By: Bobby Finstock on 01/30/06 @ 7:30 am

Q. Star Jones is a shadow of her former big-and-beautiful self. How much weight has she lost?
Harriet S., Miami, Fla.
It’s hard not to notice the dramatic loss..


Right now the estimate is at half a ton. She lost so much weight that she discovered she actually had a penis?? Which makes sense because she married a [...]

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Oh Where Has All the Musical Talent Gone?

By: Bobby Finstock on 12/27/05 @ 2:52 pm

There is an odd trend in the music industry that has been bugging me a lot. I know I have touched on this before but the whole younger sibling stepping into the limelight as the older brother or sister ages is the worst trend ever. This trend is rather disturbing; in the last few years [...]

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F, Marry, Kill… I can’t believe I put actual time into this

By: Bobby Finstock on 12/15/05 @ 3:09 pm

(This was posted as a bulletin today… I actually sat down and gave it actual thought… which is so sad… I even wrote out a list of pros and cons… )
This was a big debate with the boys today…
if you don’t know how to play these are the rules: you get 3 choices. you pick [...]

The End Of Jessica and Nick: A Breakdown

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/25/05 @ 8:56 pm

Nick and Jessica Say It’s Over
After more than a year of break-up rumors, “Newlyweds” couple JESSICA SIMPSONand NICK LACHEY have decided to call it quits and released this statement tonight:
“After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways. This is the mutual decision of two people with an [...]

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