5 more ways Shia LaBeouf can figure in the desecration of my childhood

In each of the last two summers Shia Labeouf starred in a movie that totally destroyed my childhood. Last year I didn’t blame him for Transformers, I clearly laid the blame on the biggest racist working in Hollywood today, Michael Bay. So Labeouf got off. After watching Indiana Jones this weekend I have now come to the conclusion that Shia Labeouf is out to rape any joyful memory that I have from my childhood.

Here are five ways that he can continue on his path of destroying everything I loved as a kid.

What Girl From Just the Ten of Us Would You Sleep With?

Over the course of ones life you wrestle with questions that you just don’t have answers to. Growing up there were some questions that I could never figure out with the biggest one being… What girl From ‘Just the Ten of Us’ would I choose?
If you don’t remember ‘Just the Ten of Us’ it was [...]

Parade Magazines Questions Answered

(Quick Note: Thanks for everyone that took the time to vote for the myspace top bloggers. I really appreciate people taking the time to vote, and for those of you who voted for me thank you. So for the new readers out there that don’t know this gimmick, I answer the questions from Parade Magazine [...]

Whatever Happened To Richard Stabone aka Boner?

Ok so awhile back I designed my own survey for myspace because I thought they were all very lame. One of the questions I asked was whatever happened to Richard Stabone? Today, I am going to answer that question.First of all most of the people under 23 are saying, “Who the hell is Richard Stabone?”
Richard [...]

Leo DiCaprio is Over-rated

Ok so I went to watch the Aviator on Christmas day with the fam. Now I have to say the movie was ok. DiCaprio’s performance was pretty good. I think that it ran a little long… But when we were leaving the theater one of the people in the crowd said that DiCaprio might be [...]