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Crime and Punishment- Part I

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/9/08 @ 6:52 am

(This is a continuation of the Basketball Diaries… This is kind of what I have been building to.)
After all the drama around my high school graduation my friends and I  were a little bent out of shape at the basketball coach.  In fact we had revenge on the mind. Throughout the summer we would make [...]

5 More Reasons Why I Should Never Drink Again

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/4/08 @ 9:30 am

Let me recap some of the things that came out of my mouth this weekend while drinking.
5- “There are no such things as STDs.”  For some reason saying that phrase at the end of the night in a crowded bar does not endear women to you. Just something to keep in your cap for [...]

Your source for news about your fiance

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/2/08 @ 7:10 am

For Labor Day weekend I went home to my old stomping grounds of Geneseo to see my friends that I grew up with. When I arrived on Friday something happened that… well I guess the timing couldn’t have been more perfect.
You see when I write about stories of events that happen in my past I [...]

There is nothing better than a 19 Year Old Whore

By: Bobby Finstock on 07/9/08 @ 9:40 am

When we got over there I saw one of the most interesting human specimens: The 19 year old girl craving for attention. Apparently this girl is out in the college town of Geneseo often (mostly at parties because she is underage) and has what I like to call a “casual moral attitude”.

Drunken Mistakes- Toasts aren’t always good

By: Bobby Finstock on 07/8/08 @ 8:49 am

I started out the day by going to the dentist for the second time in two weeks to finish up a round of work. When I asked the dentist if this visit was going to be easier than last week’s she just looked at me and laughed. That is never a good sign. After an hour and a half of pure torture that has to be the equivalent of water boarding I was on my way to Western, NY.

Drunken Mistakes Vol 4

By: Bobby Finstock on 05/5/06 @ 4:26 pm

For those of you that remember the week of St Patrick’s Day I did a three part series with some of my drunken misadventures.
These were the three highest vote getters:
Drunken Mistakes Volume 1-Wait you screwed a girl that rode the short bus?
Drunken Mistakes Volume 2- How to emotionally scar a living room full of kids [...]

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