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A few weeks ago a friend of mine that is moving to Boston for grad school came into town to check out her new apartment and get the lay of the land. I played tour guide for the day and ended up meeting her friends to go to salsa lessons and then out to dinner. [...]
I have been writing Pointless Banter for almost five years now. It started on MySpace and moved over here to my domain. Over that period of time I have written more than 1500 posts, I have written close to 80 Pop Crunch scripts, and freelanced on multiple website as a hobby. All my shit has [...]
Personally I am not someone that believes in a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Bigfoot doesn’t exist, Richard Gere never had a gerbil in his ass, and you can’t die from Pop Rocks and Pepsi mixing together. (Although I believe it cures Herpes.) However just because I don’t believe in that garbage doesn’t mean I disrespect [...]
(Today is my birthday. I am probably collapsed in a pool of my own vomit and urine right now. But as a special gift for my birthday I have a very important guest blogger. A man that helped me develop my sense of humor and an actual blood relative… my Uncle John. This is the [...]
Time to revisit the series Great Lies That Women Have Told Me. Well I don’t know if I could call this a series considering I wrote the first installment over two years ago but whatever just go with me on this.
Today I cover the topic of lockjaw. Now the idea of lockjaw was first given [...]
I love going into Staples. (Not because I worked there while in college and had a Christmas party threesome.) There isn’t a store on the face of the earth that has as much random bullshit mixed with every day items that you actually need.
The other day I had to go use their fax machine to [...]