Time to dip into the reoccurring series Drunken Mistakes, you can read some of the previous posts here.
A few years back one of my best friends got married, well thankfully he got married because that was in high doubt after his bachelor party… but that is another story for another day. In his wedding party [...]
Last March I started a series of blogs about the drunken mistakes I have made in my life… The series has told stories of bed wetters, people sleeping with retarded girls, and various other forms of debauchery that would prevent me from running for President. To read all the old posts just click here to [...]
(I wasn’t going to write anything today but I thought of this little nugget the other day and I figure it was a good life lesson for everyone to learn.)
When I was going to school at Albany and living with my friend Dennis I used to hang out with his old high school friends from [...]
One of the cool things about going to school at Albany was that there were drink specials throughout town. For five bucks you could drink all the draft beer you could handle for usually four or more hours. (This was something that eventually was made illegal in New York State.) Because of this you could [...]
DUI Idol
(Note: I do not condone drunk driving in anyway, shape, or form. I just want to make that clear before I tell this story. )
So far all the drunken mistakes stories have involved me in some way shape or form. This story is one that doesn’t involve me at all. The thing is I [...]
It’s Friday and we are going to continue the drunken mistakes series. This time I am going to tell you about the time I totally screwed up every man’s fantasy, a threesome.
My freshman year of college I was invited to go to spring break at Daytona Beach with my friend Melanie from high school and [...]
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