Drunken Mistakes: Sometimes having to pee trumps thought

We have all been there, sloshed and looking for a place to urinate.

After a night of dj’ing at the local watering hole I started my walk home. By walk I mean stumbling in a zig-zag formation and trying not to bump into anything or twist an ankle. On my way home I determined that I really needed to pee and being a man of class I didn’t want to whip it out and go on someone’s front lawn. I convinced myself that I only had two blocks to walk before I was home where I could pee and then grab something to eat.

Drunken Mistakes Vol. 17: The Worst Birthday Present Ever

The problem with me living in a college town for so many years after I was actually in college was that that bar scene was influenced by when students were in session and when they weren’t. While the summer and winter breaks were still good because of the various local people, students home from college, [...]

Drunken Mistakes Volume 16: The Christmas Party Threesome

So I leave this afternoon to return to California for the Christmas break. Just a quick programming note for all the people that read me from MySpace, over the next week I am not going to be linking to my posts on MySpace like I usually do. Sign up for the RSS feed up top [...]

Drunken Mistakes Volume 15: Dude, Where’s My Car

During my junior year at Albany, I started hanging out with one of the guys I worked with at the office superstore, aka Staples. With everyone being in their early to mid twenties and mostly in school or taking a break from school, Staples was an interesting place to work on a social level, as [...]

Drunken Mistakes Volume 11- Wedding Crashing, Dry Humping, and a Cat Fight

Time to dip into the reoccurring series Drunken Mistakes, you can read some of the previous posts here.
A few years back one of my best friends got married, well thankfully he got married because that was in high doubt after his bachelor party… but that is another story for another day. In his wedding party [...]

Drunken Mistakes Volume 10

Last March I started a series of blogs about the drunken mistakes I have made in my life… The series has told stories of bed wetters, people sleeping with retarded girls, and various other forms of debauchery that would prevent me from running for President. To read all the old posts just click here to [...]