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I like my sex symbols (barely) legal

By: Kevin on 04/29/08 @ 6:58 am

The whole world is abuzz about the Vanity Fair pictures of Miley Cyrus who sits topless with a sheet wrapped around here. Parents of children in her fan base are freaking out and saying that she isn’t a role model worrying that their 11 year old daughters will be trying to recreate the shoot at home with their Fisher Price digital camera ..




Lynne Spears, Celebrity Mother of the Year

By: Kevin on 12/19/07 @ 6:30 am

Raising kids isn’t easy. There isn’t a book that covers everything, nor is there a course you can take. I don’t have any kids… well that I know of. There could be some kid with a head that is disproportionate to the rest of his body somewhere in Upstate NY that has an odd fascination [...]




Well played Britney … Well Played: Top Five Reasons Why Britney Exposing Herself Was A Business Move

By: Kevin on 12/2/06 @ 7:18 am

I wasn’t going to chime in on the whole Britney exposed train wreck vagina thing. Everyone jumped all over it and well… it wasn’t that shocking. It’s like the drunk uncle doing something totally inappropriate at the family reunion, “There goes Gary again to dry hump that head of lettuce. Oh Gary!”
The other day though [...]




Headlines: Reese Witherspoon shoots Young MC while Bill Gates looks on

By: Kevin on 11/9/06 @ 6:54 am

For some reason I have been having a ton of problems sleeping lately. I can’t figure it what the cause of it is, although I have narrowed it down to a few possible causes:
-my meth addiction
-the nightmares about my last tour in Nam
-the bitches that be banging on my door
-the new pillow that I have [...]




B. Spears and Time Travel

By: Kevin on 08/7/06 @ 6:00 pm

Apparently myspace has made it so you can’t put in youtube clips to blogs anymore, bastards. So I just have to link to this clip. I am sorry to make you watch this but I was writing this weeks Parade Magazine’s Questions answered and this ended up sucking me in. I watched it three times [...]




I can’t wait for this issue

By: Kevin on 06/28/06 @ 8:16 pm

I always wanted to know how to get perfect skin.




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