(For those of you who don’t know Parade Magazine is an insert that is put into the Sunday paper. It is just a complete waste of paper. Each week the most pointless questions are asked and answered inside their front cover. Here is my take to this week’s questions.)
Q) Why is Gwyneth Paltrow rarely seen [...]
I am coming clean right now. I Tivo’d the Britney Spears “documentary” For the Record aka a really long infomercial for her new album. After Sunday Night Football I turned it on and watched it, taking notes the entire way, here is what I learned.
I didn’t watch the MTV Video Music Awards last night because I have taste in music and football was on. However this morning I was reading about the event and some of the backlash that host Russell Brand ran into last night because he made fun of the teen sensation Jonas Brother’s promise rings.
Now far [...]
The whole world is abuzz about the Vanity Fair pictures of Miley Cyrus who sits topless with a sheet wrapped around here. Parents of children in her fan base are freaking out and saying that she isn’t a role model worrying that their 11 year old daughters will be trying to recreate the shoot at home with their Fisher Price digital camera ..
Raising kids isn’t easy. There isn’t a book that covers everything, nor is there a course you can take. I don’t have any kids… well that I know of. There could be some kid with a head that is disproportionate to the rest of his body somewhere in Upstate NY that has an odd fascination [...]
I wasn’t going to chime in on the whole Britney exposed train wreck vagina thing. Everyone jumped all over it and well… it wasn’t that shocking. It’s like the drunk uncle doing something totally inappropriate at the family reunion, “There goes Gary again to dry hump that head of lettuce. Oh Gary!”
The other day though [...]
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