Featured Crap of the Week
First off, let me start by saying thanks to the awesome and sexy folks at Pointless Banter for letting me ...
Quizzes have been around forever on the internet to go along with donkey shows and someone shoving a nerf football ...
Yahoo in conjunction with “Whore in Training” magazine aka Cosmopolitan offered up some advice on how to tell if the ...
Now that the entire ridiculous Michael Jackson mourning has ended I figured that we have had a few days to ...
Alright, I admit, you're all clicking this thinking, "another fucking Jon and Kate bunch of Happy Horseshit..." Fine. Last one, ...
The closest thing to participating in an affair that I had ever had before this situation was sleeping with a ...
Awhile back I did a dating experiment where I tried out multiple ways to meet women and compared the different ...
On Saturday night I had a date with a girl at an establishment that had music on the second floor. ...
I have been on this planet thirty-two years and besides a bed I have avoided buying a major piece of ...
Armand Assante's Left Ventricle
Ten Worst Celebrity Baby NamesTu Simone Ayer – On the surface, this is not necessarily a stupid name. Until you realize it is the daughter of Northern Exposure actor Rob Morrow. So the kid’s name? Tu Morrow. Good thing Susan Dey never had a kid named “Yester”, huh? I do admire his boldness, however. What if Bruce Lee had [...]
Bobby Finstock
Please Stop With the Facebook QuizzesQuizzes have been around forever on the internet to go along with donkey shows and someone shoving a nerf football into a place where it doesn’t belong. The good thing about the internet is that you can avoid things you don’t like. For example I detest thoughtful discussion on the internet so I just read [...]
Donkeysosa
The 6 Fattest Presidents in US HistoryRecently president Barack Obama ordered a big ol’ hamburger and caused an uproar amongst douchebag conservative types because he put Dijon mustard on it. Me? I was just glad to see the beanpole eat something. I mean the dude looks like a post-concentration camp Will Smith. I prefer my presidents to be on the portly side, thank [...]
Fred Palowakski
Jon and Kate Plus Eight Screwed Up KidsAlright, I admit, you’re all clicking this thinking, “another fucking Jon and Kate bunch of Happy Horseshit…” Fine. Last one, I swear.
I’m not going to beat around the bush here on this one. The damn thing is everywhere now, and let’s face it, Jon and Kate Gosselin getting a divorce is not really “news”.
Divorce in [...]
Slackmistress
Dell Unveils New Site That Even My Dumb Vagina Can Understand.Dell has launched Della, a site geared toward women. Because apparently I needed a penis to surf the regular Dell site.
The Della site is chock full of female-friendly information to help me buy my new Dell computer. It even offers handy Tech Tips, geared to women! Let’s check them out, shall we?
1. Get smarter: It’s [...]
Stan
Good Ol’ Dr. RuthA friend of mine pointed an article out for me to read. It was about having better sex. Apparently, it has come to my friends’ attentions that I am a complete and utter hornball that will stop at nothing in my smarmy daily routine of watching fat toothless women in Disney halter tops fall on [...]
Guest Blogger
Parental Cliques?! OMG…That’s sooo ghey!First off, let me start by saying thanks to the awesome and sexy folks at Pointless Banter for letting me be a guest blogger. Smooch..smooch..yum.
Now, I’m a stay at home Dad. No really. And this allows me to play a part in my kid’s lives traditionally reserved for the ladies. Whatever, I’m cool with it. [...]















