Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Tu Simone Ayer – On the surface, this is not necessarily a stupid name.  Until you realize it is the daughter of Northern Exposure actor Rob Morrow.  So the kid’s name?  Tu Morrow.  Good thing Susan Dey never had a kid named “Yester”, huh?  I do admire his boldness, however.  What if Bruce Lee had [...]

Bobby Finstock

Quizzes have been around forever on the internet to go along with donkey shows and someone shoving a nerf football into a place where it doesn’t belong. The good thing about the internet is that you can avoid things you don’t like. For example I detest thoughtful discussion on the internet so I just read [...]

Donkeysosa

Recently president Barack Obama ordered a big ol’ hamburger and caused an uproar amongst douchebag conservative types because he put Dijon mustard on it.  Me?  I was just glad to see the beanpole eat something.  I mean the dude looks like a post-concentration camp Will Smith.  I prefer my presidents to be on the portly side, thank [...]

Fred Palowakski

Alright, I admit, you’re all clicking this thinking, “another fucking Jon and Kate bunch of Happy Horseshit…” Fine. Last one, I swear.
I’m not going to beat around the bush here on this one. The damn thing is everywhere now, and let’s face it, Jon and Kate Gosselin getting a divorce is not really “news”.

Divorce in [...]

Slackmistress

Dell has launched Della, a site geared toward women.  Because apparently I needed a penis to surf the regular Dell site.

The Della site is chock full of female-friendly information to help me buy my new Dell computer. It even offers handy Tech Tips, geared to women! Let’s check them out, shall we?
1. Get smarter: It’s [...]

Stan

A friend of mine pointed an article out for me to read. It was about having better sex. Apparently, it has come to my friends’ attentions that I am a complete and utter hornball that will stop at nothing in my smarmy daily routine of watching fat toothless women in Disney halter tops fall on [...]

Guest Blogger

First off, let me start by saying thanks to the awesome and sexy folks at Pointless Banter for letting me be a guest blogger.  Smooch..smooch..yum.
Now, I’m a stay at home Dad. No really. And this allows me to play a part in my kid’s lives traditionally reserved for the ladies. Whatever, I’m cool with it. [...]