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(If you are under 18 this doesn’t apply to you. Everyone expects you to have horrible taste when it comes to pop culture. Your mom had it. Your mother’s mother had it. It is just a fact of life. Now go paint tear drops on something.)
Last year when Twilight came out I wrote a blog [...]
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If you are an adult and excited to see New Moon you are a moron(If you are under 18 this doesn’t apply to you. Everyone expects you to have horrible taste when it comes to pop culture. Your mom had it. Your mother’s mother had it. It is just a fact of life. Now go paint tear drops on something.)
Last year when Twilight came out I wrote a blog [...]
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Dell Unveils New Site That Even My Dumb Vagina Can Understand.Dell has launched Della, a site geared toward women. Because apparently I needed a penis to surf the regular Dell site.
The Della site is chock full of female-friendly information to help me buy my new Dell computer. It even offers handy Tech Tips, geared to women! Let’s check them out, shall we?
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Jon and Kate plus hate-orade.(There was one post that I totally missed from when I went on vacation. Here is a guest post about everyone’s favorite couple…)
I’m sure I don’t have to convince you to hate these people, they have the charm of airport security personnel but without the community college education.
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