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A realistic resolution
I have made one public resolution on this blog the entire time I have written it, one that I thought was personally pretty reasonable, it was to eliminate left handed people from the world. However as I said in 2007 you have totally failed me and left handed people continue to walk amongst us. Not [...]
- Generation Y Has No Culture
- If you are an adult and excited to see Twilight you are an idiot
- Ladies, Don’t Listen to Yahoo for Relationship Advice
- The Best Display of Real Power That I Have Ever Read About
- If You Blog on MySpace You Are Truly an Idiot
- I’m Pretty Sure I Have Chicken Pox
- Welcome to McChurch. Can I Take your Order?
- An International Incident Waiting to Happen
- Regular Hooker or Trannie Hooker?
- 6 of the Grossest Fast Food Menu Items
Featured Crap of the Week
I have made one public resolution on this blog the entire time I have written it, one that I thought ...
digg_url = 'http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/01/07/the-five-funniest-rapists-in-entertainment/'; Rape in general isn’t a funny thing. In fact I would like to say I am staunchly ...
Recently, I ran into an old friend of mine from college. I hadn't seen this woman in well over a ...
So, the calendar flipped over a few days ago. I have been in detox from the "holiday" after I tried ...
digg_url = 'http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/01/05/i-dont-need-to-see-your-milk-machines-but-i-do-want-to-see-your-breasts/'; Lately there has been a lot of press coverage about Facebook and breastfeeding. No they geeky founder Mark ...
Compiling this list made me realize that 2008 wasn't exactly a stellar year for outstanding musical efforts. There were a ...
Yeah, me too, Finstock. A few weeks ago I attended a Christmas musical that my awesome, social genius kids were participating ...
I made it out here to California for a nice little Christmas vacation on a Thursday afternoon. Being the cool ...
It is that time of the year where I can be really lazy and just throw up a best of ...
Donkeysosa
Even Burger King Gets it Right Once in AwhileI was going to write a little something about how I ate the perfect Whopper at Burger King today, an amazing feat considering the utter shit they usually serve up at that joint. But instead allow me to simply post the actual Instant Message conversation Bobby Finstock and I had about it. I think it [...]
Matt E. Warren
I am Farmer TedRecently, I ran into an old friend of mine from college. I hadn’t seen this woman in well over a decade and out of the blue, while doing my thang, there she was. I stood out there on the cold street with her for about five minutes catching up with her, where she’s been, what [...]
Pop Culture
The Five Funniest Rapists in EntertainmentRape in general isn’t a funny thing. In fact I would like to say I am staunchly against it. But when it is awkwardly portrayed or inferred in a movie it can be downright hilarious. Here are five rapists or potential rapists that will be utterly funny to me until the end of time.
News
I don’t need to see your milk machines but I do want to see your breastsLately there has been a lot of press coverage about Facebook and breastfeeding. No they geeky founder Mark Zuckerberg isn’t attaching other dorks onto his man boobs for sustenance sake.
My Life
Even Burger King Gets it Right Once in AwhileI was going to write a little something about how I ate the perfect Whopper at Burger King today, an amazing feat considering the utter shit they usually serve up at that joint. But instead allow me to simply post the actual Instant Message conversation Bobby Finstock and I had about it. I think it [...]
Things I Think About
I Would Totally Bang Casey AnthonyFor the last six months I have done an excellent job avoiding the whole Caylee Anthony child abduction story. Personally the whole child abduction story thing for me was ruined with the Madeleine McCann case. (Worst.Parenting.Ever.) Now I just come to accept that every year there will be a cute white girl abducted or killed [...]
Sex/Dating/Relationships
My Top 10 Albums of the YearCompiling this list made me realize that 2008 wasn’t exactly a stellar year for outstanding musical efforts. There were a lot of albums that I thought were really good but weren’t the kind of stuff that will stand the test of time on my I-Pod playlist or make it into my top 50 favorite albums [...]
Questions Answered
Want to be famous? Eat something or don’t eat something for a monthI’ve decided that in order to get press coverage for this blog and to obtain my 15 minutes of fame I am going to only eat Dole Mandarin Orange snack packs for an entire month. (I sure as hell won’t be getting scurvy.) Eating one thing for an entire month is the quickest way to fame in America… well next to participating in a school shooting or crying that “your kids were abducted” after you tossed them into a river.
