Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Tu Simone Ayer – On the surface, this is not necessarily a stupid name.  Until you realize it is the daughter of Northern Exposure actor Rob Morrow.  So the kid’s name?  Tu Morrow.  Good thing Susan Dey never had a kid named “Yester”, huh?  I do admire his boldness, however.  What if Bruce Lee had [...]

Bobby Finstock

Yesterday I talked about how a guy basically stole my “about me” page and started using it when posting personal ads around the Buffalo and Rochester area. Thanks to crack research done by friends, readers, relatives, and the like I have found some information on Mike. (Including one gentleman that deftly posed as Shelly, a [...]

Donkeysosa

Well, I was waiting to publish this until I had time to finish it up with my commentary, but it’s becoming apparent that I’m just not going to find the time bitches, so without further ado, here are my top 25 albums, sans commentary.
 
 
25. Lamb of God – As the Palaces Burn (2003)

24. Radiohead – [...]

Fred Palowakski

It has been written here before that today’s pseudo-entertainers are always screwing with our minds about who these people really are. I recall reading something similar about Katy Perry perhaps a year ago and I figured the question had to be asked once more because every time I hear this particular retard, my mind goes [...]

Slackmistress

Dell has launched Della, a site geared toward women.  Because apparently I needed a penis to surf the regular Dell site.

The Della site is chock full of female-friendly information to help me buy my new Dell computer. It even offers handy Tech Tips, geared to women! Let’s check them out, shall we?
1. Get smarter: It’s [...]

Stan

A friend of mine pointed an article out for me to read. It was about having better sex. Apparently, it has come to my friends’ attentions that I am a complete and utter hornball that will stop at nothing in my smarmy daily routine of watching fat toothless women in Disney halter tops fall on [...]

Guest Blogger

From time to time we like to publish posts from guest bloggers… This is one of those times.
Stop google searching topless photos of 17 year old Taylor Lautner (of Twilight fame) as I’m sure doing so automatically puts me on some type of government watch list.

Read more. Correction, read more things that are not [...]