The closest thing to participating in an affair that I had ever had before this situation was sleeping with a separated women when I lived in Geneseo and I don’t think that really counts. (Although it did earn me a “I bang housewives” t-shirt from a friend.) I thought long and hard about this situation, [...]
I hate Saint Patrick’s Day. Back when I really went out a lot it just seemed like a night for amateurs, kind of like New Years Eve. People that usually didn’t really drink would go out drinking and usually they would make fools of themselves because they can’t handle their booze. Because of the influx [...]
(This is my log of dates from match.com)
Date- 2
What did I wear: Jeans, black v-neck, white shirt, black shoes…
Would I screw me? No… I may or may not have been bloated.
Odds of me getting laid: (0 means I am masturbating to old pictures of Tracey Gold and 10 means lots of lube) 0 … after [...]
(This is a continuation of the Basketball Diaries… This is kind of what I have been building to.)
After all the drama around my high school graduation my friends and I were a little bent out of shape at the basketball coach. In fact we had revenge on the mind. Throughout the summer we would make [...]
Let me recap some of the things that came out of my mouth this weekend while drinking.
5- “There are no such things as STDs.” For some reason saying that phrase at the end of the night in a crowded bar does not endear women to you. Just something to keep in your cap for [...]
For Labor Day weekend I went home to my old stomping grounds of Geneseo to see my friends that I grew up with. When I arrived on Friday something happened that… well I guess the timing couldn’t have been more perfect.
You see when I write about stories of events that happen in my past I [...]
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