Jon and Kate Plus Eight Screwed Up Kids

Alright, I admit, you’re all clicking this thinking, “another fucking Jon and Kate bunch of Happy Horseshit…” Fine. Last one, I swear.
I’m not going to beat around the bush here on this one. The damn thing is everywhere now, and let’s face it, Jon and Kate Gosselin getting a divorce is not really “news”.

Divorce in [...]

That Was a Fargin’ Trick Question!

It looks as if Perez Hilton, the gossiper of all gossipers, has his panties in a proverbial twist over Miss California Carrie Prejean’s answer to his question in the Miss USA pageant.

Mr. Hilton, that gay guy who looks an awful lot like Jimmy Neutron that just happened to turn a life of watching E! Entertainment [...]

Six People I Want To Kick In the Nuts (if they have them)

There are roughly over 529 million people in North America. And with all those people comes many cultures, religions, ways of life, yada yada. All good things. I mean, we’re all different, that’s kinda cool, you know?
The unfortunate thing about that many people is that invariably, we all have to do combine math and logic, [...]

First Digital Underground Breaks Up, Now This?

Note: Heavy Sarcasm Warning. Like that’s something new…
Well, in case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the extensive, un-fuckin’ believable coverage by most douche and Vagisil infested advertised magazines and TV shows, you have, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha “That Aint Phantom Wood” Ronson have called it quits.

Now, I am among the very few that still [...]

Five Songs You Know You’ve F***ed To

Today I give you a list. Because I have been away for a little while, busy and shit with shit and shit, I just jotted a few things down in between feedings. But I think you’ll enjoy this one, because it involves sex and memories…which can be good or bad I guess. One that will [...]

Contest Winners

Sorry I have been behind in getting this up. Here are the entrants for the Dentyne “Take Back Valentine’s Contest”

Entry One From Michelle:
I have a fake fern in my office (I stole it from our accounting group) and decorated it with heartwarming Valentine\’s day garb, like signs that say “it’s not me, it’s you”, dead [...]