Six People I Want To Kick In the Nuts (if they have them)

There are roughly over 529 million people in North America. And with all those people comes many cultures, religions, ways of life, yada yada. All good things. I mean, we’re all different, that’s kinda cool, you know?
The unfortunate thing about that many people is that invariably, we all have to do combine math and logic, [...]

Going to the Post Office is horribly depressing

I didn’t realize until the other day when I actually HAD to go to the post office how horribly depressing of an event it had become. Growing up and through most of my life the post office had always been a hub of activity for the town. You would run into a neighbor or someone [...]

5 T-Shirts That People Regret Owning

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Growing up we all have encountered fashion trends that we have been less than proud of for participating in. While it is easy to pick on leg warmers, jelly shoes, and other ill-conceived fashion trends the one that gets left alone are t-shirts. Today I want to look at five different types [...]

What’s With Couples Pages?

I don’t know why the following bugs me, but it does. It’s just one of those things that irritates the living hell out of me. We all have them. I certainly do. Fruit flies in the kitchen, loud cell phone talkers, thongs on fat girls…

I’m talking about couples with Facebook pages. (Or MySpace, which is [...]

Strange Screw

Slackmistress’s piece the other day about fetishes, and crazy weirdo sex shit like that, reminded me of something.
I got a Facebook message from a female friend of mine from college. Not a friend from all the way through college, though. Maybe like, freshman year. You know, where the weak are separated from the rest of [...]

Your Product Sucks

Is it me, or are some of these pharmaceutical ads really getting ridiculous? I just saw a full sixty second ad for Yaz, a birth control patch or pill that apparently you take every so often and then go off and fuck everyone and lo and behold, you don’t get knocked up. Sounds like a [...]