I don’t watch “Grey’s Anatomy” because I have a penis. However I was familiar with Katherine Heigl’s work from such cinematic classics as “Under Siege 2″, “Bride of Chucky”, “100 Girls” and “The Ringer”. Those were all quality flicks; I had some admiration in her taste or ability to blow the right person to get into a movie, whatever.
Andy Dick is my nemesis. Sure he probably doesn’t remember our last run in. (Nor should he.) But deep down inside he knows that we are rivals. Deep down he desires barely legal penis along with finally meeting me again head to head to finish what was started. (Thank god I don’t classify as barely legal penis.)
Up until yesterday I have lived my entire life without living in a house with air conditioning. Wait let me change that, I have lived my entire life without air conditioning except living in one apartment with an air conditioner but my housemate always took the window unit and put it into his bedroom at night depriving me of air conditioning goodness after wetting my appetite during the day by having it in the living room… that son of a bitch. (That may or may not be a run-on sentence.)
(This was my lame ass April’s Fools Joke that you can originally read here.)
At least once a day I get asked the following questions:
-You want to pay me HOW MUCH to kick you in the nuts?
-Can you please post a blog on MySpace?
-You should know this, how much lube would you use when having sex [...]
This is a long rant with some funny shit, but it is long and some people will frankly not give a shit about what is talked about in here. Now before I launch into this I want to make three points:
1) When I say “blog” I mean write seriously, care about an audience, and put [...]
For those of you who don’t really read a lot of blogs on myspace, every few months there is like a giant shit stirring where everyone fights and is at each others throats. Recently someone created a fake profile and bashed other bloggers which got a bunch of peoples’ panties into a bunch. I sat [...]
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