I was totally pissing away productive time at work today and looking around the internet when I found a story on CNN.com entitled: Beauty Queen Overcomes Spikes Makeup for Crown.
This is how it opened up:
Beauty pageant organizers were investigating Sunday who doused a contestant’s evening gowns with pepper spray and spiked her makeup, causing her [...]
The dating series will resume Monday (I already have hate mail), today I need your help on a serious matter. My neighbor has a daughter who has a hamster that is on its last legs. He can barely walk over to his trey and eat, it is time to put the hamster down. Now my [...]
What’s your strategy for the McDonald’s monopoly game? That is the theme of a commercial that I was getting bombarded with this weekend while watching football. They showed a girl that won 50K last year and stated that she wouldn’t divulge her strategy, which I thought was really coy. I mean why would she want [...]
So I have a friend, for the sake of her privacy we will call her Jess. Recently Jess was talking to me about a situation in her life that she wanted advice on. And really who is better to get advice from than me? (You could insert at least 150 people you know here.) Basically [...]
I was sitting and eating lunch the other day in a place that was playing a radio station that was talking about people getting engaged. They took a call from a guy that launched into a five minute story about his engagement, I will spare you the story but let me just say it involved [...]
Being back in Western, NY I get to reconnect with an idiot quotient that can only be found in the males that reside in this fine section of the state.
You see there is a disease in Western New York, the complete and utter lack of any ability for a guy to dress themselves.
Now I can [...]
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