I was driving around town aimlessly the other day pondering my existence and why I love cool whip more than whipped cream. On the radio was an ad for the Free Masons and an open house they are running in all their Boston chapters on October 18th. They even promoted a website called askafreemason.org where [...]
(Traditionally I would usually post a blog today about how Clay Aiken coming out of the closest is the least newsworthy story of all time but really why bother?)
I don’t usually touch religion. Personally I don’t care what you believe as long as you keep it to yourself and don’t try and convert me or [...]
Andy Dick is my nemesis. Sure he probably doesn’t remember our last run in. (Nor should he.) But deep down inside he knows that we are rivals. Deep down he desires barely legal penis along with finally meeting me again head to head to finish what was started. (Thank god I don’t classify as barely legal penis.)
I’m considered an influencer. We covered this before. Of course I don’t buy into any of that crap but I guess I shouldn’t fight it. I get offered free crap all the time and mostly I turn it down because it never is anything cool like a car, laptop, or an Asian girl.
However recently a music festival that wanted to give me two tickets to their show in Pittsburgh, PA in order to give away in a contest approached me. They basically said if I linked to their site, explained what the show was, they would give me two free tickets.
There is nothing worse in life than walking into a room and knowing that you shouldn’t touch anything in said room or you will probably need a booster shot. I’m not Howie Mandel or anything but there are some places that just scream disease. Through in depth scientific research I have determined the five dirtiest places known to mankind.
Up until yesterday I have lived my entire life without living in a house with air conditioning. Wait let me change that, I have lived my entire life without air conditioning except living in one apartment with an air conditioner but my housemate always took the window unit and put it into his bedroom at night depriving me of air conditioning goodness after wetting my appetite during the day by having it in the living room… that son of a bitch. (That may or may not be a run-on sentence.)
