My friend… we will call her Pam… recently had her 30th birthday. At her party an ex-boyfriend (whom she dated years ago) showed up and hung out for a bit. He is currently seeing someone but decided to IM her the next day. Eventually the conversation turned incredibly uncomfortable and he ended up typing a [...]
I’ve decided to avoid everything on the internet today (except for my blog), television, the radio, and newspapers. I just wanted to see if I could do it. But for some reason I have a nagging feeling that there is something I am supposed to do today. Eh… anyway.
I know everyone is sick about hearing [...]
I’ve never been to prison and I really hope I don’t get caught for anything that would send me there. However though I want to be prepared just in case that time ever comes, I don’t want to end up being someone’s human pin cushion. So I learned how to make a shank and I am going to share that knowledge with you here today.
I was driving around town aimlessly the other day pondering my existence and why I love cool whip more than whipped cream. On the radio was an ad for the Free Masons and an open house they are running in all their Boston chapters on October 18th. They even promoted a website called askafreemason.org where [...]
(Traditionally I would usually post a blog today about how Clay Aiken coming out of the closest is the least newsworthy story of all time but really why bother?)
I don’t usually touch religion. Personally I don’t care what you believe as long as you keep it to yourself and don’t try and convert me or [...]
A couple of weeks back I was in my office doing work. (When I say office I mean the bedroom that had nothing in it so I threw my desk in there and called it an office.) While doing work my microwave started beeping. I got out of my chair to check it out. On [...]
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