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The anatomy of a failed practical joke

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/22/09 @ 7:09 am

Sometimes in life you get an idea that you think is a winner. (Like deep-fried butter.) You share it with your friends and they think it is a winner. You execute the idea and then you don’t get a positive reaction at all, including from your friends that thought it was a winner. It represents [...]




For the love of the game, or the cameltoe?

By: Fred Palowakski on 06/2/09 @ 6:00 am

It is that time of year again where I have the ability for a few weeks to sit on my said hairy ass and watch a virtual Sporgy (sports orgy) on the tube. Baseball is in full swing, the NBA Playoffs are rolling and the Stanley Cup Finals are at their apex. I also enjoy [...]




Confessions of a not so dangerous mind

By: Bobby Finstock on 05/22/09 @ 7:43 am

I used to do a post called random thoughts where I cleaned out topics or ideas that either weren’t good enough for a full post or not well rounded enough to become one. This is kind of a take on that. Here are a few things that I have discovered about myself in the last [...]




The 6 Fattest Presidents in US History

By: donkeysosa on 05/12/09 @ 7:25 am

Recently president Barack Obama ordered a big ol’ hamburger and caused an uproar amongst douchebag conservative types because he put Dijon mustard on it.  Me?  I was just glad to see the beanpole eat something.  I mean the dude looks like a post-concentration camp Will Smith.  I prefer my presidents to be on the portly side, thank [...]




Your Dignity: 1970-2009

By: donkeysosa on 05/5/09 @ 8:30 am

Can someone please explain to me the recent explosion in popularity of memorial window stickers on cars?  It used to be that these only appeared on gangbangers cars.  You’d be cruising down the street when up ahead you would spot the following sticker, written in Olde English font, on the back of a lowered 82 [...]




Why can’t there be compromise in the gun control debate?

By: Bobby Finstock on 04/13/09 @ 6:43 am

I don’t really write about politics that often because I don’t give a shit what you believe and I am sure you don’t give a shit what I think either. Lately though there is one issue that has been bugging me a little and since I own the blog I am going to vent a [...]




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