Yup, I caved. Before this year I have never watched more than ten minutes of American Idol. To me Idol is everything wrong with music; they hold this “competition” which is really a popularity contest. Then after the show is over they have these pre-packaged pop stars that can be sent out into the world [...]
With the writers’ strike going on in Hollywood the late night television shows that returned to air without writers have been having trouble finding guests because actors are refusing to cross the picket lines. Now I have no moral qualms about crossing the picket lines because who the hell am I? It isn’t like any [...]
Today I am home sick with the worst case of the flu I have had in my entire life. My mouth and ass are acting like a faucet that has a leakage problem worse than a gonorrhea infected whore, otherwise known as Courtney Love. Not only am I missing work, I [...]
Over the course of ones life you wrestle with questions that you just don’t have answers to. Growing up there were some questions that I could never figure out with the biggest one being… What girl From ‘Just the Ten of Us’ would I choose?
If you don’t remember ‘Just the Ten of Us’ it was [...]
(This blog was going to announce the official countdown for Miley Cyrus’s 18th birthday but I got talked out of it. I am really looking forward to getting my shot at some Achy Breaky money but whatever.)
I have never been a big Wheel of Fortune guy, well I mean I did have a thing for [...]
I decided to rank the top five most unrealistic sitcoms ever.
So here are the rules though. Shows that could just never happen… Like “Small Wonder”, “Alf”, “Mork and Mindy”, and “The Munsters” are just disqualified from this argument. As well as cartoons… and anything starring Ted McGinley.
I am also going to disqualify “Gilligan’s Island” just [...]
