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Yes, The World Hates You

By: stan on 01/9/09 @ 10:08 am

Listen. Let me say that I don’t begrudge a person a way to make a living. This list will not include Insurance salesmen or real estate folk, because we all need certain levels of insurance, nor will it include strippers, waiters, writers, fluffers, shit shovelers and ball scratchers/attorneys.  There are just certain careers where certain [...]




I would like my Christmas play with more closet whores, please

By: stan on 01/2/09 @ 1:00 pm

Yeah, me too, Finstock.

A few weeks ago I attended a Christmas musical that my awesome, social genius kids were participating in. It was a religious thing, held at a church that has more multimedia equipment than a local television station, and featured a series of God loving enlightening pappy crap tunes that sounded a notch [...]




I’m tryin’ to stick up for you Generation Y, but…

By: stan on 12/30/08 @ 2:15 pm

You know, Generation Y’ners, I am trying to stick up for you. After getting lambasted by my counterpart Bobby “I wrote my own wikipedia page” Finstock as having no culture, I was eager to take a stand for you. Sure, a lot of you took offense to what Dr. Finny wrote, whatever, lighten the fuck [...]




Rain Man’s Brother Must Have a New Flick…

By: stan on 12/18/08 @ 6:15 am

…coming out because I’m already tired of his fuckin’ mug all over the damn place. The Today Show, Good Morning America, US Magazine, People Magazine, Field and Stream, Sperm-In-A-Cup Monthly, Crazy Religious Fanatic Weekly. Worse yet, now he is bringing his sperm donated brat with that hot ass milf Katie Holmes into the whole discussion.

Listen [...]




My Kids are Cool. Your Kids Suck.

By: stan on 12/2/08 @ 6:30 am

My name is Stan Indursky. If you know me, you’ll know that I am no bullshit artist. Well, as far as you can tell I’m not. I call ‘em like I see ‘em. I’ve been in the business world for over 15 years, working my way up the ranks and making some coin along the [...]




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