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Come on Wisconsin Step It Up

By: Bobby Finstock on 01/21/08 @ 8:10 am

Sunday morning I was cruising around the web looking for my usual entertainment of underage snuff films and fun bestiality pictures when I found an article on yahoo about a prank a Wisconsin television station is attempted to play on NY Giants Quarterback Eli Manning.
Here is a synopsis of their big prank:
A Green Bay [...]




Your Balls for a T-shirt

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/12/07 @ 4:22 am

So I woke up this morning, decided to sit down and check my e-mail. Have a banana and a bottle of water for breakfast and surf the news really quick because I like to be informed.
Went to cnn.com, saw the usual hurricanes, political news, Iraq but then I saw this headline:
Longhorns fan nearly castrated in [...]




Sports that will turn your daughter into a lesbian

By: Bobby Finstock on 07/11/07 @ 5:01 am

In my in depth analysis of sports, women, and culture I have come to a conclusion that some sports will turn your daughter into a lesbian. (not that there is anything wrong with that)

Here is what I have come up with, a list of safe and unsafe sports for all the parents out there:
gymnastics- Your [...]




Kobayashi Hurts Jaw, Americans Have Chance

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/27/07 @ 5:08 am

Sorry to have a third post about sports this week, but this is one that I know everyone follows… competitive eating…

If you haven’t heard yet, Japanese eating machine Kobayashi hurt his jaw and is going to have to pull out of the Nathan’s Famous HotDog Eating Contest. When I read the news I was [...]




The Crooked Official Part 2

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/26/07 @ 4:58 am

This is the second part of my series on how I have no moral compass in officiating youth sports.
Part II- Does this Uniform Make Me Look Sexy?
There was this girl that I always ran into while I was out at the bar, we never really talked that often but I always thought she was rather [...]




The Crooked Official Part 1

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/25/07 @ 5:21 am

(So if you couldn’t tell I cleaned up my page a bit, I moved servers this weekend and tried to make the page a little leaner and meaner so it loads faster. Excuse the mess while I fine tune it a little.)
For two summers I was a soccer official for youth travel teams. It was [...]




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