Match.com has been good to this site. It helped me create the looking for love in all the wrong places series that led me to a matchmaker, adult friend finder, craigslist, and other online sites. It also led to my first date series where a date’s roommate discovered this blog after I wrote about her. [...]
I had a message on match.com the other day from someone I had been exchanging e-mails with. She posed that question, “Do you get weird emails that make you want to cancel your account?” This led to a discussion on the difference between men and women’s presentations of themselves initially in relationships. Do women essentially [...]
Earlier in the week I wrote about people making last requests and I made a joke about auctioning off my sperm on EBay. I did receive a few emails from people asking if I really could do that. Sufficiently freaked out I mulled this over for a few days and decided that it probably isn’t [...]
Whatever happened to just having sex? With the advancement of modern technology some people are incapable of having sex without using a swing, glow in the dark lubricant, and an array of mechanical devices including power tools.
Of course some people see these tools, toys, and gadgets and don’t want to spend the money. Instead of [...]
I’m back on the Match.com dating wagon again. Last week I went on a date with a woman that is training to do a MMA fight. Basically she probably could snap my neck whenever she felt like it, which is kind of hot.
This time around I wanted to make sure that I go on high [...]
This is one of those blogs where part of my brain says, “You probably should keep this story to yourself.” All while the other half goes, “This is kind of funny in a disgusting and fucked up way.”
Awhile back I was driving and received a text message on my phone saying, “Hi. I would appreciate [...]
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