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The green booger girl and I had reached a stage where… wait let me rephrase that. I had reached a stage where I need to start sticking my penis into something. Going home with blue balls from intense make out sessions on the couch for [...]
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Blinded by teenage hormones and the constant self doubt of being a giant zit I continued to date the girl with the large chest who would later become the girl with the green booger. As the year began to go on the girl with the large chest and I [...]
When talking about ex girlfriends it is easy to talk about the trophy girls, the girls that when you look back on you have no idea how you ended up dating them. Talking about them is always a boost to the ego and legitimizes your complete existence, which we all need from time to time [...]
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