(Update: For those of you who don’t know, date number 2’s roommate found my blog, which resulted in date number 2 leaving a comment on said blog. After an hour of back and forth text messaging date number 2 may be dropping a blog on here this week and asking you to vote if I [...]
(This is my log of dates from match.com)
Date- 2
What did I wear: Jeans, black v-neck, white shirt, black shoes…
Would I screw me? No… I may or may not have been bloated.
Odds of me getting laid: (0 means I am masturbating to old pictures of Tracey Gold and 10 means lots of lube) 0 … after [...]
(I have decided for your reading pleasure to log all the first dates I go on after I set up my match.com profile.)
Date- 1
What did I wear: Jeans, button up brown shirt, black shoes…
Would I screw me? Yes I was looking mighty spiffy
Odds of me getting laid: (0 means I am cutting a hole in [...]
(Knowing that I am not moving to NYC for months and being totally bored out of my mind. I decided to rejoin match.com to chum the waters and see what the hell is out there. We will call this my social experiment part II. I wanted to share my profile, which is pretty much like [...]
I have a very low tolerance for bullshit. Some would mistake it for total apathy when it comes to relationships but I just hate dealing with unimportant crap. However if you take every pointless argument I have endured at the tongue on an upset girlfriend and combined them into one painful 8 hour long conversation [...]
Nothing creeps me out more than being in a public place and determining if a girl hanging all over a guy is his daughter or girlfriend. I was at the DMV today, which is inside the ghetto mall near where I live. And by ghetto mall I am referring to a place that has a [...]
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