I have to admit to you all I am a big liar. For the first time ever I told a fib to you all… ok the second time I am not hung like a horse (more like a donkey).
There is no prison pen pal. The site does exist and the girl is very real but [...]
For the new people around here this is basically a series where I went out to try to land a chick behind bars. Here are the first few entries if you want to get caught up:
The Bachelorette: Prison Style
Convict Conversations
Ten reasons why I am worse than Hitler (in response to a hate blog about what [...]
This is the fourth part in my “Catch a Convict Series” or “How to Get Prison Punani” whichever title you prefer.
You can read more of the series by clicking on the category title Convict Love.
After all the ridiculous hate mail and blogs being written about the whole prison letter thing I decided that there was [...]
So here is the third part in my series of how to land a convict in prison.
It is time to push forward and compose the letter.
My Dearest Rebecca,
I saw your profile on a website and I thought to myself, “Damn this chick is one hot piece of property.” So I took some time to sit [...]
(So today I venture out to get my post office box… What I need to do is come up with a persona as to not reveal any personal details. This is where you come in…)
NOTE: I will not be using real pictures of myself to send either they are just used for comedic effect in [...]
So here is the deal. It was a mixed bag between me going on match.com and writing a journal of my dates and corresponding with a few ladies behind bars. This week I am going to set up a PO BOX and start doing the prison thing. I don’t know where this is [...]
Have fun in NYC! »
