Over the years I have tried to write erotic poetry and even an erotic short story. Sadly neither was accepted for publication and I haven’t been able to pen my novel with Fabio airbrushed on the cover. Rejected, dejected, and depressed I swallowed up the failure and went on with my life. However I can’t [...]
Last night I embarked on my continuing social experiment of trying to find the best source of quality women to date by going to a speed-dating event. I had the preconceived notion heading in that speed dating would be a complete and utter freak show. In my head it would be filled with former lesbians, [...]
Teenage angst wasn’t invented in the last two decades. It has been around for centuries I am sure. Sacajawea probably was afraid that Lewis and Clark didn’t like her teeth or was pissed that her mom didn’t make her the right moccasins. I imagine she kept a diary on deerskin writing about her evolution into [...]
Currently I am involved in the planning of the single greatest practical joke of all time that will be conducted at the end of the month. I can’t go into details of it now but after it is deployed you can be sure there will be a blog, pictures, and perhaps even diagrams. (Who doesn’t [...]
A few years back, not long after I ceremoniously dumped my ex-wife of the “lowering herself onto random manhood” kind, I decided that I was lonely and thought that I’d like to meet some new ladies. It took all of fourteen seconds for my friends at the time to recommend online dating, and after reading [...]
We all know my penchant for making fun of hookers on Craigslist. After discovering the erotic services section in the last couple of years it has led to some hijinks, shenanigans, and tomfoolery. On one of the posts I noticed that I was getting a ton of traffic from a message board, when I looked [...]
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