(For those of you who don’t know Parade Magazine is an insert that is put into the Sunday paper. It is just a complete waste of paper. Each week the most pointless questions are asked and answered inside their front cover. Here is my take to this week’s questions.)
Q) Why is Gwyneth Paltrow rarely seen [...]
One of my goals this year with the site is to try and bring some new and interesting stuff. I want to start doing the five questions series twice a month with random people and hopefully land some D-List celebrities. (I actually have reached out to some people from the Rock of Love and other [...]
I’ve decided that in order to get press coverage for this blog and to obtain my 15 minutes of fame I am going to only eat Dole Mandarin Orange snack packs for an entire month. (I sure as hell won’t be getting scurvy.) Eating one thing for an entire month is the quickest way to fame in America… well next to participating in a school shooting or crying that “your kids were abducted” after you tossed them into a river.
This is part of my instructions for life series.
You know I can’t say that I have ever picked up an underage girl nor would I want to. But I think if you went about it here are some of the things you need to consider.
1) While the idea of a van sounds cool it actually [...]
I’ve never been to prison and I really hope I don’t get caught for anything that would send me there. However though I want to be prepared just in case that time ever comes, I don’t want to end up being someone’s human pin cushion. So I learned how to make a shank and I am going to share that knowledge with you here today.
Now I should come clean and say right off the bat that I have never snorted coke nor done it off the ass of a stripper or hooker. But a shitload of people have never played professional baseball yet write about it every single day. So why can’t I write about this?
Here is what you [...]
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