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Rules to follow when picking up an underage girl

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/23/08 @ 7:20 am

This is part of my instructions for life series.
You know I can’t say that I have ever picked up an underage girl nor would I want to. But I think if you went about it here are some of the things you need to consider.
1) While the idea of a van sounds cool it actually [...]




How to make your own shank

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/14/08 @ 7:30 am

I’ve never been to prison and I really hope I don’t get caught for anything that would send me there. However though I want to be prepared just in case that time ever comes, I don’t want to end up being someone’s human pin cushion. So I learned how to make a shank and I am going to share that knowledge with you here today.




How to snort coke of a stripper/hooker’s ass

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/8/08 @ 6:56 am

Now I should come clean and say right off the bat that I have never snorted coke nor done it off the ass of a stripper or hooker. But a shitload of people have never played professional baseball yet write about it every single day. So why can’t I write about this?
Here is what you [...]




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