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Rude relatives on the phone and other questions answered

By: Bobby Finstock on 03/16/09 @ 7:35 am

In order to share my knowledge and experience with the world I have decided to branch out and answer some different questions on Monday. This week I have dipped into the pool known as Miss Manners. I know when people think about class, refinement, and an all around worldly dude they think of me… and [...]




Teen Magazine Questions Answered

By: Bobby Finstock on 03/9/09 @ 11:00 am

I usually dip into Seventeen Magazine to help answer the questions of today’s youth but I switched it up for the more wholesome Teen Magazine where the girls were getting really awful advice. Here are four questions that I selected and a fifth that I would like you to answer.
Q: I really like my friend’s [...]




5 Questions with Jackie Papandrew

By: Bobby Finstock on 03/4/09 @ 6:49 am

Time for another edition of 5 Questions where I interview someone that I find interesting. This week we have Jackie Papandrew a syndicated humor columnist. I wanted to interview Jackie because I find having to write humor for a mainstream publication a daunting prospect and something I clearly couldn’t do. (What I can’t use the [...]




Does O.J. Simpson still receive his NFL pension now that he’s in prison?

By: Bobby Finstock on 02/16/09 @ 6:50 am

Once again another round of horribly stupid questions from Parade Magazine. As always these are real questions and the people that are asking them are probably your idiot neighbors.
Q) Seeing Meryl Streep sing, dance, and act in Mamma Mia! made me wonder: Is she the last of the triple threats?–Eric Lachance, Jupiter, Fla.
A) This [...]




Why did Khandi Alexander leave as the autopsy expert on CSI: Miami? And other questions answered

By: Bobby Finstock on 02/3/09 @ 7:56 am

Q) The award-winning movie Slumdog Millionaire features street children in Mumbai, India. How can we help these victims of violence, poverty, and corruption?–Amruta Trivedi, San Diego, Calif.
A) India is one of those countries that I know exists but I pay no attention to unless I am bitching about a call center representative or making the [...]




Am I a good boyfriend? A Seventeen Magazine Poll

By: Bobby Finstock on 01/27/09 @ 8:00 am

People do self-evaluation all the time. I wanted to know that for my time on earth have I been a good boyfriend? Sure I could go and ask my old girlfriends but what fun would that be? Instead I decided to check the one source for all things relationship oriented, seventeen.com. Of course they had [...]




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