Rules to follow when picking up an underage girl

This is part of my instructions for life series.
You know I can’t say that I have ever picked up an underage girl nor would I want to. But I think if you went about it here are some of the things you need to consider.
1) While the idea of a van sounds cool it actually [...]

How to make your own shank

I’ve never been to prison and I really hope I don’t get caught for anything that would send me there. However though I want to be prepared just in case that time ever comes, I don’t want to end up being someone’s human pin cushion. So I learned how to make a shank and I am going to share that knowledge with you here today.

How to snort coke of a stripper/hooker’s ass

Now I should come clean and say right off the bat that I have never snorted coke nor done it off the ass of a stripper or hooker. But a shitload of people have never played professional baseball yet write about it every single day. So why can’t I write about this?
Here is what you [...]

How can I talk to my mom about sex?

It is time once again for another edition of Seventeen Magazine’s Questions Answered. I take real questions from the online edition of Seventeen and tackle the hard hitting questions of girls.

5 Questions With Doug Williams Host of 1st Amendment Stand Up

Time for another edition of five questions, where I interview people that I think are interesting. Today we have Doug Williams host of the Starz comedy show “First Amendment Standup“.
Doug has an extensive comedic resume and was gracious enough to answer some questions. (Crap I sound like James Lipton.)

1)  So I should get the serious [...]

Cosmo Quiz: Is he only after my bod?

I’ve never taken a quiz in Cosmo… well until today. I want to know if “he is only after my bod”. Now the thing is I am going to apply these questions to my current girlfriend. So get out your appletinis, throw on some boy shorts, and lets do each other’s nails and take this quiz. (that may have been the gayest sentence I have ever typed)