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By: Bobby Finstock on 12/12/07 @ 11:55 am
This story is from Yahoo NewsÂ
Paris Hilton is looking for a boyfriend and knows exactly what qualities Mr. Right should possess.
“Right now I’m single but I am looking for a nice boy,” she told reporters in Berlin on Wednesday. “He should be funny, smart and loyal.”
The celebrity heiress, author, singer, perfume designer and reality TV [...]
By: Bobby Finstock on 06/5/07 @ 4:45 am
Paris is being put into a special needs cell where she is being separated from the general population.
If I went to jail I would shanked with a tooth brush that had been finely whittled into a knife on the first day.
That is reason number 4 out of 500,001 of why I hate Paris Hilton.
By: Bobby Finstock on 09/7/06 @ 6:19 am
From yahoo news:
Celebrity Paris Hilton was arrested in
Hollywood early on Thursday on suspicion of drunk driving, Los
Angeles police said.
Police pulled the hotel heiress over and tested her for
intoxication after seeing her drive erratically, Los Angeles
police officer Robert Andreno told Reuters.
“She was arrested so, yes, she failed the sobriety test,”
Andreno said.
Los Angeles police spokeswoman Marjan [...]
By: Bobby Finstock on 01/31/06 @ 4:03 am
Paris Hilton’s publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi-driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.
Harden Jamison tells American tabloid National Enquirer the hotel heiress and Simple Life star was too drunk to notice she’d wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.
The disgusted cab [...]
By: Bobby Finstock on 01/30/06 @ 4:04 am
http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2006/01/30/parishilton/
Paris is currently going through her case with Zeta Graff. Some of the transcripts were leaked and Paris showed off her high level of intelligence.
When asked whether UK publications had reported on the incident, Paris responded: “No, there is stuff in London.” Her lawyer Larry Stein then points out that London is in the United [...]
By: Bobby Finstock on 12/28/05 @ 6:01 pm
So for months I totally talked about writing a blog and making it the great whore off… A Tournament style competition of groupies and girls with morally casual attitudes, which would be fun for all and high comedy. Sadly as I started doing my research for that blog I was disturbed by what I found. [...]