I used to title posts about reality television “I watch this crap so you don’t have to: (insert title of show)” but when it comes to this “reality” show everything has changed. It has been nearly a week since the show “Jersey Shore” debuted on MTV and I still can’t wrap my head around what [...]
While on vacation I heard about the “controversial” Adam Lambert performance where he try humped everything in site, attempted to blow every inanimate object within 50 yards, and made out with a keyboardist. The next morning Good Morning America pulled the plug on his appearance because they were afraid of what he might do. Making [...]
Growing up I never really learned how to fight. This led to my childhood fighting record to start out with four consecutive losses until I turned it around by breaking a kid’s wrist in a fight. Because of this I firmly believe that teaching a kid how to protect himself on the playground is something [...]
It wasn’t long ago that I had a conversation with a 22 year old college student at a radio event that went from “are you on the radio” and “you’re too old to be here” which eventually turned to, “why the rest of the world hates us Americans”. This vapid little tart and progeny of [...]
Usually I take celebrity deaths mourn for about twenty-five seconds and then move on with my life. Of course other times I have gone the other way and carried on like they were the greatest events ever, like when Anna Nicole Smith died.
We lost a few celebrities this year. One guy that molested children and [...]
This weekend the latest film by auteur Roland Emmerich, 2012, was released. As usual, the film is a brilliant, multidimensional rumination on various aspects of modern mankind as it looks into the mirror at itself, puzzling over the big questions: why are we here, is love a selfish emotion, how many CGI effects can be [...]
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