I pick the sports I follow carefully. I refuse to get roped into what the latest fad is. When NASCAR became popular I recognized it for what it is, a bunch of rednecks driving around in a circle for people that have an IQ of a squeezable ketchup bottle and who find watching paint dry [...]
Rolling Stone came out with their comedy edition this week. In it a bunch of comedians tell their favorite joke, their favorite movie, TV Show, etc…
First I wanted to share Robin Williams joke because I thought it was the best one in the issue.
Guy’s having sex with his wife. All of a sudden he looks [...]
I didn’t watch the MTV Video Music Awards last night because I have taste in music and football was on. However this morning I was reading about the event and some of the backlash that host Russell Brand ran into last night because he made fun of the teen sensation Jonas Brother’s promise rings.
Now far [...]
There are certain things a man should not attempt to do in his lifetime. One such thing a man shouldn’t do is trying to light a fart on fire if they have a really hairy ass. Another such thing a man should avoid doing is a trying to pick a fight with a professional boxer just to prove that boxers aren’t that tough. While there are many things that we shouldn’t do, men are inherently stupid and attempt to do them anyway.
Last night I had the distinct pleasure of seeing Radiohead in concert for the first time in my entire life. This concert has been over 12 years in the making and was the first time I had a real opportunity to see them live. Last Fall I had the pleasure of seeing The Karma Police, [...]
In the past I have covered which sports are quickest to turn your daughter into a complete lesbian. Now I want to comb through my experiences and breakdown which female sport produces girls with the most casual moral attitude. (aka the most likely to get hammered and sleep with me)
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