Straight Males Take on the Fashion at Cannes

Whenever there is a major event with stars I like to take the time to give you a straight guys take on the red carpet fashion trends. It brings out the inner fashionista in me.

A Straight Male Looks At Grammy Fashion

One of my favorite things about award season is breaking down the fashion choices of those involved and giving a straight guys take on it. Now remember I can barely dress myself, the idea of color coordination is foreign to me, and I probably shop once a year. With that being said my opinion rules [...]

The lingerie technology gap

I was watching the season premiere of “The Shield” last night when a commercial came on for the Victoria Secrets IPEX Seamless Bra which they tout as the “”World’s Most Advanced Bra”. That this bra was an advancement in technology, revolutionary even, personally I didn’t realize there was a technology race in undergarments.

When did [...]

The Girl Who Couldn’t Blend

Once upon a time my friend Dave came home from a night out on the town and regaled us with tales of him meeting an extremely hot girl. “She looks like Shania Twain,” Dave said. We all congratulated him and toasted him in his honor, hoping that his first child would be a manly child.

We [...]

The best and worst dressed of the grammys- A straight males take

Christina Ricci-
I can’t figure out if she is hot or if she looks like one of the Bratz dolls? I swear to got her breast size and forehead size fluctuate more than any other person on the face of the earth.

Christina Aguilera-
I can’t express how hot this new look is for her. I think [...]

Emmy’s worst dressed from the straight males perspective

I didn’t watch the Emmy Awards last night. Frankly I think award shows are a complete and utter waste of time. Most awards just suck, well except for the top blogger voting at mysimplemind.com, remember this is the last week you can vote.
Anyways at the start of the year I did a blog like [...]