Lynne Spears, Celebrity Mother of the Year

Raising kids isn’t easy. There isn’t a book that covers everything, nor is there a course you can take. I don’t have any kids… well that I know of. There could be some kid with a head that is disproportionate to the rest of his body somewhere in Upstate NY that has an odd fascination [...]

Lindsay Lohan Deserves an Award

In her recent interview with Elle Magazine, Lindsay “Coke Spoon” Lohan stated the following:

“I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done.”
At first I laughed my ass off, but then I studied Ms. Lohan’s body of work:
The Parent Trap - 1998  IMDB.com rating - 6.2
Freaky Friday - 2003 IMDB.com [...]

Thank You Lohan Family

You know I am a little upset right now, the Lohan Family is having the ultimate melt down right now and I was stuck in a car driving cross country. Great timing… I have stated before how I am thoroughly entertained by the Lohans who have basically become the example of what not to do [...]

Posh and Beck, Posh and Becks, Posh and Becks

In my lifetime I can’t remember a story that has been shoved down our throats more than this, well except for maybe the debut of “Cop Rock”. David and Victoria Beckham have moved to the United States, not like you didn’t know at this point. While most people complain about this and say that they [...]

Scott Baio is 45 and Single

Once and awhile something comes on TV that can change your life FOREVER, something that is so epic that it could alter the course of history as we know it… Sunday night held one such event the debut of “Scott Baio is 45 and Single”.
Sure the premise of the show is kind of lame, Baio [...]

Paris Turns Over a New Leaf - Part II

In a previous post, we saw that a post mental-breakdown-in-jail Paris Hilton is indeed following through on her promises to change her spoiled socialite ways and become a better person.  Now comes further proof of her transformation:

Cuz nothing says “humility” like wearing a shirt with a painting of your face on it.