I don’t watch “Grey’s Anatomy” because I have a penis. However I was familiar with Katherine Heigl’s work from such cinematic classics as “Under Siege 2″, “Bride of Chucky”, “100 Girls” and “The Ringer”. Those were all quality flicks; I had some admiration in her taste or ability to blow the right person to get into a movie, whatever.
Andy Dick is my nemesis. Sure he probably doesn’t remember our last run in. (Nor should he.) But deep down inside he knows that we are rivals. Deep down he desires barely legal penis along with finally meeting me again head to head to finish what was started. (Thank god I don’t classify as barely legal penis.)
I was watching The Riches last night on FX and there was a preview for this week’s Dirt on it. My skin started to break out in hives and I began to hyperventilate because I had to look at Courtney Cox. There isn’t an actor or actress alive that I dislike more, well except maybe [...]
I’m sick of how the internet has built up Chuck Norris and random other pop culture references without my permission. If you have been surfing around Rick Astley has really been gaining momentum over the last year.
Personally I think we need to have a voice and determine the next arcane reference to become hot. Here [...]
A few weeks ago my friend pointed out to me that “Heroes” star and barely legal actress Hayden Panettiere always seems to be licking things in her pictures. I did a little investigation into it and found out that Hayden truly does like to lick everything. Here is the results of my in depth examination [...]
Recently there was an article, wait can I even call it an article? Let me start over… Recently there was a crappy time wasting post on yahoo about the spike in celebrities having twins. Of course this spiked the little scientist in me and I wanted to find out if celebrity sperm was more potent.
My [...]
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