There are certain things a man should not attempt to do in his lifetime. One such thing a man shouldn’t do is trying to light a fart on fire if they have a really hairy ass. Another such thing a man should avoid doing is a trying to pick a fight with a professional boxer just to prove that boxers aren’t that tough. While there are many things that we shouldn’t do, men are inherently stupid and attempt to do them anyway.
Last night I had the distinct pleasure of seeing Radiohead in concert for the first time in my entire life. This concert has been over 12 years in the making and was the first time I had a real opportunity to see them live. Last Fall I had the pleasure of seeing The Karma Police, [...]
In the past I have covered which sports are quickest to turn your daughter into a complete lesbian. Now I want to comb through my experiences and breakdown which female sport produces girls with the most casual moral attitude. (aka the most likely to get hammered and sleep with me)
I don’t watch “Grey’s Anatomy” because I have a penis. However I was familiar with Katherine Heigl’s work from such cinematic classics as “Under Siege 2″, “Bride of Chucky”, “100 Girls” and “The Ringer”. Those were all quality flicks; I had some admiration in her taste or ability to blow the right person to get into a movie, whatever.
Andy Dick is my nemesis. Sure he probably doesn’t remember our last run in. (Nor should he.) But deep down inside he knows that we are rivals. Deep down he desires barely legal penis along with finally meeting me again head to head to finish what was started. (Thank god I don’t classify as barely legal penis.)
Through each of our lives we date people and certain songs get associated with that person. Maybe you had a “song” that was “yours” that explained your relationship. Or perhaps you went to a concert together and it was a special moment in your relationship. Whatever the reason you had for associating that song eventually gets ripped to shreds when you break up making you never want to hear that song again.
