(It’s Monday so that means it is time for me to go through the questions that are asked in “Parade Magazineâ€, which can be found in your paper every Sunday. As always these are the actual questions asked by the readers of Parade. I give them the real answers though…)
Q. As a fan of CBS’ [...]
Q. Brad Pitt’s hair is now dark and shaggy, and he’s grown sideburns. Is it my imagination, or is he starting to look like Angelina Jolie’s ex-husband, Billy Bob Thornton?
—Denice Harvey, North Port, Fla.
A. You know what… Before I get into this question I have one thing to say. Fuck your parents for not spelling [...]
Q. I know that Carly Schroeder, who plays Harrison Ford’s daughter in Firewall, appeared on TV’s Lizzie McGuire. She strikes me as a typical teenager. Is she?
—Robert Schuman, Winthrop, Iowa
A. Yeah because teen actors always end up being regular teens… They are always normal. In fact I heard the kids from “Different Strokes†turned out [...]
(The gimmick: answer the questions that come out of Parade Magazine which comes with your Sunday paper. They are dumb, annoying, and need to be answered by me because I am too lazy to think of a blog on Monday mornings.)
Q. You wrote: “In Hollywood, it’s fashionable to adopt infants from the Third World.” As [...]
(Quick Note: Thanks for everyone that took the time to vote for the myspace top bloggers. I really appreciate people taking the time to vote, and for those of you who voted for me thank you. So for the new readers out there that don’t know this gimmick, I answer the questions from Parade Magazine [...]
(I just want to take a second to thank everyone that made it out our launch party in LA this weekend. Despite it being ridiculously cold for LA we still had a good turnout and it was a success. I really appreciate everyone that made the time and effort to come. It was great to [...]
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