Do You Ever

Do you ever read a story about Hayden Panettiere turning 18 and think, “Sweet!”

After reading that story and seeing some pictures you get some urges…
Later you turn on the TV and flip through the channels and see “Remember the Titans”, which leads you to regret that you just totally rubbed one out?

I’m not saying [...]

Why I Could Never Be a Paparazzi

This might be the worst celebrity photo ever taken… This is when I saw Dolph Lundgren on at the airport on my way home from Cannes.

Notice how I make sure to get my thumb in front of the camera… Outstanding work if I do say so myself…
I totally suck.

This is going to be an odd week

This is my last week here in California before I leave to move cross country to go to grad school. So this week is kind of going to be a themed week I guess, where I talk about California, California girls, let you help plot my cross country journey with offers of sex and alcohol [...]

Why I Love Craigslist.com Reason Number 439

In the last year I have admittedly become a Craigslist addict. Besides all the fun tranny and hooker games one can play I also love going to the rants and raves section of the site. In that section you will find: the most hateful posts known to man, poor spelling, abhorrent human behavior, racists, and [...]

Something I totally suck at

Growing up I would go to Darien Lake, an amusement park near where I lived. I would be totally amazed by the people that ran the games at the park. They would always have a microphone and would rib people into playing whatever game they had going. As a kid I thought that running the [...]

No Plans for New Years? Let Me Help!

(Note: Remember I write humor blogs, I do not take myself seriously.)
It’s that time of year where people start to put pressure on themselves to figure out what they are doing for New Years. Due to my current relationship status, which you would classify as in limbo or totally fucked up, I figured I [...]