5 Things We Should Be Thankful For

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American readers… To everyone else, hope you aren’t having a shitty Thursday.
This is the time of year when we get together with family and give a bullshit list of things we are thankful for. I am going to give you a list of five things you should be thankful for [...]

Odds and Ends

Just wanted to take care of some housekeeping shit today and let you know some of the things that are going on.
Last night I announced on MySpace that I have signed a deal with Flux.com to turn my site into a social networking website. If you look at the top navigation menu there is a [...]

Most Pointless Post Ever

“People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is [...]

Now that I am alone

Throughout my entire life I have always lived with either family, a roommate, or a TON of roommates. This is the first time I haven’t had anyone else living with me, so it gives me the freedom to eat Taco Bell on my couch in boxers while watching porn. (If that isn’t heaven I don’t [...]

Do You Ever

Do you ever read a story about Hayden Panettiere turning 18 and think, “Sweet!”

After reading that story and seeing some pictures you get some urges…
Later you turn on the TV and flip through the channels and see “Remember the Titans”, which leads you to regret that you just totally rubbed one out?

I’m not saying [...]

Why I Could Never Be a Paparazzi

This might be the worst celebrity photo ever taken… This is when I saw Dolph Lundgren on at the airport on my way home from Cannes.

Notice how I make sure to get my thumb in front of the camera… Outstanding work if I do say so myself…
I totally suck.