I like to think of myself as a creative person. After this weekend I think I have come to the conclusion that I am anything but.
For some reason though I can’t picture in my head people existing when they aren’t around me. It isn’t that I think the world revolves around me or that I [...]
Over the years though I stopped using Yahoo for almost every single one of these services however I refuse to change my homepage because Yahoo knows exactly what I want and how to draw my attention… Asian girls.
I like to think of myself as a highly motivated person. For basically the last year I have been constantly busy doing something: school, work, opening a business, writing, hiding bodies of dead hookers in my backyard. All of that shows that I have some sort of work ethic I guess, that I am not some lazy bastard. However when it comes to changing out the empty roll of toilet paper… well that is just too much work, in fact I just avoid doing it.
Yesterday I was in the bathroom looking in the mirror before taking a shower. This is part of my usual routine. I gaze into the mirror and look for various things like cancerous moles, rogue hairs, and any possible new zits. Also I like to give myself my daily affirmation while looking in the mirror. You know saying things like:
So my friend Claire does wacky little doodles and decided to hold the first annual “Doodle Week” this week.
While I can’t participate every single day because of my tight schedule of killing hookers on Grand Theft Auto IV, I did want to join in on this and support the cause of a doodle filled world. [...]
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American readers… To everyone else, hope you aren’t having a shitty Thursday.
This is the time of year when we get together with family and give a bullshit list of things we are thankful for. I am going to give you a list of five things you should be thankful for [...]
