Occasionally I like to look at my stats program for my blog and examine the search terms that people used in google to find my site. Here are some of my favorites from the yesterday:
im sick and have hiv- I come up as the fourth result in google for this term, I don’t know how [...]
Back in January I announced that I had signed with b5media.com and that pointlessbanter.net would be on their blog network. Today is my first official post for them. (No this isn’t some lame ass April Fool’s Day joke, that was yesterday.) So at this point I am getting paid big money to write this crap [...]
I am now officially back in Buffalo after an overnight flight. Just wanted to thank everyone that read and commented on my shit while I was out of town and without a computer. A whole week without the internet except for two trips to Kinkos to send some important stuff off, I almost feel like [...]
This is one of those lazy compilation blogs so I really don’t have to write anything new. I decided to go through and pick out some of my favorite posts from the year.
January- Altoids: Sign of a whore or a breath freshener
Any time I can drop a Ghostbusters reference and the word “whore” [...]
For those of you who don’t know, which is probably like 90% of you, I have recently moved into the top search term in google for “Scott Baio small penis”… I know you are all jealous.
To trumpet this fact I figured that I would put out a press release for all the world to know [...]
(Below is a short sample section from my book, I figured I would show people what they would get with the intro to the piece and everything. In other words I am trying to get you hooked with a free sample of crack so you come back to buy. If it works for drug dealers [...]
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