If there is one thing that I want to do in my life beyond anything else is to be able to say, “Do you know who I am?” I should probably add that I would want it to actually work. Preferably this will not be done during a crack bust like Tatum O’Neal.
There are two ways that I can approach this story, I can use this as evidence that women are completely insane or I can use this as evidence that you can truly shine shit.
Kemari Fulbright a law school student and former model was recently arrested in Arizona on charges of kidnapping, armed robbery, aggravated robbery [...]
No this isn’t a blog about Kayne West’s mom, even I have some sort of respect for the dead. Or I just can’t think about anything that is funny about it…. yet.
This blog is about something that has really started to piss me off. Lately when I have been watching the news on tv or [...]
Time to take a breather from the whole dating thing as I have finished up covering craigslist and am about to move onto my next round of experiments.
Today I want to talk about something that threatens… well none of us… well unless you are reading this blog in Delhi.
Apparently there is a massive monkey menace [...]
On Monday I brought the ruckus against Big Lots and yesterday I showed the power of my blog.
A plane crashed in Chattanooga on Wednesday (everyone survived) in a retail parking lot, which ended up causing a massive traffic snarl last night and this morning. Guess what retail store is like a block away?
That is [...]
I woke up this morning after going to the open mic last night with nothing to write about. I didn’t go on stage (I am going up next week) and I really didn’t want to rip on what I saw there. (Possibly the worst comedy ever) So I figured it would be a non-blogging day [...]
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