Scientists Prove Beer Goggles Are Real

For every story I have about a successful sexual conquest with an attractive girl, I have a matching story about a girl that makes me physically ill when I think about her. (Like the pudding girl.) My friends have given me shit about my mistakes for years including one specific person that is brought up [...]

I am giving away free shit… No really

Ok time to take care of some housekeeping stuff really quickly.
The North American Music Festival giveaway was won by Emily. I can’t share her winning entry but let me just say it was very rock and roll… and hot. Actually it wasn’t dirty she just didn’t want her picture republished.Thanks to everyone who entered.
Moving on… [...]

What you couldn’t make the effort for that last one?

There is probably nothing more fascinating to me than the whole teacher/student sex scandal thing. I have written about them on more than one occasion and will probably never get sick of hearing about them.
Yesterday I read this article about a special education teacher in Alabama named Julie Pritchett that slept with eight members of [...]

Reader News: Some People Are More Twisted Than I Am

I love the fact that people that read this crap on a daily basis take time to send me various stories. Sometimes I write about them and sometimes they make me want to take a bath in a mixture of bleach, Ajax, and Dawn. All I know is I love the fact that people are much more twisted than I am.

Here are some of the classic stories I was sent this week:

I Just Want to Play The Do You Know Who I am Card Once in My Life

If there is one thing that I want to do in my life beyond anything else is to be able to say, “Do you know who I am?” I should probably add that I would want it to actually work. Preferably this will not be done during a crack bust like Tatum O’Neal.

You Are Welcome Gay People

I have always considered Pointless Banter a gay friendly website, I know I have some people that “play for the other team” that read my blog on a daily basis. Honestly I don’t have a problem with gay people; in fact I think they owe me something.