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If I Could Bang My Air Conditioner I Would

By: Kevin on 06/11/08 @ 7:12 am

Up until yesterday I have lived my entire life without living in a house with air conditioning. Wait let me change that, I have lived my entire life without air conditioning except living in one apartment with an air conditioner but my housemate always took the window unit and put it into his bedroom at night depriving me of air conditioning goodness after wetting my appetite during the day by having it in the living room… that son of a bitch. (That may or may not be a run-on sentence.)




My Triumpant Return to MySpace

By: Kevin on 04/1/08 @ 7:14 am

(This was my lame ass April’s Fools Joke that you can originally read here.)
At least once a day I get asked the following questions:
-You want to pay me HOW MUCH to kick you in the nuts?
-Can you please post a blog on MySpace?
-You should know this, how much lube would you use when having sex [...]




If You Blog on MySpace You Are Truly an Idiot

By: Kevin on 11/29/07 @ 8:13 am

This is a long rant with some funny shit, but it is long and some people will frankly not give a shit about what is talked about in here. Now before I launch into this I want to make three points:
1) When I say “blog” I mean write seriously, care about an audience, and put [...]




I Know Who the Real Crabby Is

By: Kevin on 05/2/07 @ 6:04 am

For those of you who don’t really read a lot of blogs on myspace, every few months there is like a giant shit stirring where everyone fights and is at each others throats. Recently someone created a fake profile and bashed other bloggers which got a bunch of peoples’ panties into a bunch. I sat [...]




I get to write a model’s “about me” section

By: Kevin on 04/5/07 @ 5:42 pm

My friend Leah has a modeling page here on myspace, when we were talking about a few things the other night she mentioned that she was redoing her modeling profile and I asked if I could write her “about me section”. Leah, being the good sport that she is, gave me free range to write [...]




It is time for me to tell the truth

By: Kevin on 03/15/07 @ 4:31 am

I have been on myspace almost three years now, I have been writing blogs for two subscribers to significantly more. From day one though I have harbored a secret that I can no longer keep to myself. On myspace we can never be sure who is who, who is pretending to be what they are [...]




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