I started this series like two months ago and never moved forward with it even though it is probably going to lead to the greatest blog ever. Also known as the one story I have never told. In order to have the complete back-story to the greatest blog post ever known I need to complete the back-story. So I decided to write it up. (In like 5,000 installments that are horribly boring until the last 100 or something like that.)
A couple of weeks back I shared parts of my journey back home and then gave up on writing about it because I found shiny new other blog topics cover. You know how I am… I see a flashy new subject and I want to jump all over it. Ignoring everything else I started.
When we got over there I saw one of the most interesting human specimens: The 19 year old girl craving for attention. Apparently this girl is out in the college town of Geneseo often (mostly at parties because she is underage) and has what I like to call a “casual moral attitude”.
I started out the day by going to the dentist for the second time in two weeks to finish up a round of work. When I asked the dentist if this visit was going to be easier than last week’s she just looked at me and laughed. That is never a good sign. After an hour and a half of pure torture that has to be the equivalent of water boarding I was on my way to Western, NY.
Monday June, 30th: 6:00 P.M.- I am about to set out on a two-week vacation. Never before in my adult life have I had a two-week vacation… well unless you count the time I left my job as a computer networking consultant aka a sales guy. That was the summer of Kevin. I referred soccer, golfed, dj’d, and abused my severance package. It is debatable if you could call it a vacation because I did actually “work” during it.
Lately my professional career has taken off and I am going to start getting some speaking opportunities. One thing that was discussed is that I need to make a little bit of a separation between pointlessbanter.net and my professional stuff. While I know some people are going to see this as selling it out is better than option one. They originally wanted me to delete everything.
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