My destiny (or what my drunken logic thought was my destiny) was clear. I got up and went into Kristie’s room about a minute after she told us she was going to bed. In the dark of night I started kissing Kristie, clothes came off, mouths were placed on no-no touchy spots… (Or I should [...]
When I was younger, I was the biggest asshole in the world to date, but there was some reasoning why I was. In high school I dated the same girl for two years for the most part, had zero self-confidence when it came to women, and basically figured the green booger girl was the best [...]
There were a few events yesterday that I was able to take some valuable lessons from.
My Kickball Playoff Game- We played a team of all Irish young adults that clearly did not know the finer rules of kickball that one would learn in grade school or playing baseball in little league. It led to some [...]
Once again, being the total friggin’ idiot I am, (but really by looking at blumpkin porn sites all damn day), I screwed up my computer royally. My computer fix-it-guy is on a first name basis with me now, and that first name is “Quitlookinatporndude”. I’ve been dealing with all things interweb by mobile phone over [...]
I get hit up by a lot of PR firms wanting to push their products on me. Occasionally I will get something to give away like tickets or other products. (Usually I run contests for those.)
Most of the time these companies ask me to show some stupid “viral” video they created which is inherently lame [...]
I just don’t care. Right now I have about 8 e-mails to respond to on match.com from semi attractive women that have interest in me. There are women I have gone on multiple dates with that I like, had sexual chemistry with, and enjoy being around yet I haven’t made any plans with them for [...]
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