Contrary to popular believe I do enjoy meeting people and talking to them. I don’t mind chatting up people on the plane and sharing some small talk. However when someone sits next to me with no book, no music, and no desire to watch anything on the in-flight entertainment I begin to worry because I [...]
I have a pretty bad weakness when kids try and sell me shit that I don’t want. Not because I love children (in either type of way you are thinking) but because I remember how shitty it was to go door to door peddling shit that NOBODY wanted to support be it a sports league, [...]
I can’t write about a specific event that occurred at a certain point of my life. I was sworn to secrecy at the time of the event and have kept my promise for a long time. The thing is this event was rather fun and pretty much… awesome. But I still can’t write about it [...]
When I was back home in Western, NY last week my friend and I stopped at a semi popular burger place in the middle of nowhere called Tom Wahl’s. While we were there we noticed a massive amount of motorcycles out front all driven by men that looked like they were either school teachers, tax [...]
(Sorry I am on vacation this week and have made an effort to avoid anything electronic.)
This is a totally hypothetical situation that has not occurred to any of my friends recently (as in the last week). So here is the situation, you go to a party after a night out at the bar and one [...]
You get to a certain point in your life when you become the grizzled person that thinks that they have witnessed it all. Very rarely do things arise that totally shock or surprise you. I felt that way over the last few months. Nothing was really getting to me until the other night when I [...]
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